============================================================== To reach ALL SJD members, please send to sjd@satjadham.net ... Do NOT include any other addresses when sending to the list... Include as LITTLE of the original messages as possible........ Message sent by: Douangdeuane Khamvongsa *** Announcement: *** Please send your member fee to Victor if you haven't done so. ============================================================== Hello blothers and sisters, For other than ai Kongkeo's recitation of his friend flashing his thing and Pom taking a stab at my ribs using the new member intro as an excused => jk, it has been a quiet day. It's cool though because I know everybody is probably as excited about the up coming conference as I am. The moment ai Kag's letter arrived, I was like, "Oh my Buddha, Jesus, Chris, what in the hallelujah am I going to wear?" After the surge of energy resided, I countered the ill force with some rationalities. However, due to the fact that I have never utilized such "logical thinking", the rational portion of the brain failed me miserably. ahaha OH?....All righty, aside from my fruit cake recipe I present you with the Konkoi the Ghost the Finale. Have a ood reading. TheDeon "Lord." he called. "Soon these men of yours will be cutting my trees for wood and to plant their silly grasses. What should I do Lord?" "Teach them your law Konkoi, teach them your law" was the only answer he received." To be continue...... Now that Konkoi got a green light to enforce his laws. Do you know what they are? I think you better keep your pants on for this one. => Konkoi the Ghost part IV the Finale by D+D Konkoi waited until a night when all the people of several villages had gathered for a festival. Then he waited until his brother, night, had drawn his curtain across the sky. The humans had built themselves huge fires of dead wood. All the people were happy and enjoying their festival. They laughed and sang while drinking the brown beer they brewed from their silly grasses. Konkoi gained their attention by screaming his loudest scream. When all the people were looking at him hanging from the highest branch of a mighty tree he launched himself into the air. Down he fell screaming his scream but as he fell he began to change. He had left his forest and was free to resume his natural shape. The people saw a strange monkey leap from the tree, yet a beautiful youth landed among them. Naked as the day The Great God had created him, Konkoi addressed the villagers. He explained that he was the guardian off the forest and that once they entered the forest they were subject to his laws, which were simple and easy to understand. 1. No fires must ever be lit in the forest 2. The people may take all the dead wood they wanted from the forest edge but must never cut a tree for firewood. 3. No tree in the forest must ever be cut down without the great gods permission. 4. Hunting would only permitted with the Great Gods permission. 5. Foul language is not permit; such as cursing or swearing, fore they disturb the harmony of the forest. He enjoyed the laughter and games of the human children but had notice that some were naughty and disobedient. He would not allow naughty and disobedient children who entered his forest to go unpunished. "These are my laws and they are easy to understand, obey them when you enter the forest or you will suffer an awful punishment." After Konkoi had told them his laws he leaped into the air backwards into the trees. Again he changed becoming the ghost as he passed into the forest leaving the people to argue and bicker over what they had seen and heard. As with all communities there are people who resent the law. Some think that they are far too important for the law to apply to them. Others are just to damned ignorant to understand even the simplest law. Another group is of course those who are just plain evil. They are rare but they exist and one day I'll tell you a story about a young man who was truly evil but that will have to wait until another day. As time passed there were people who broke Konkoi's law and were punished for their transgressions. Konkoi's method of punishment is truly awful. He waits until the villain is fast asleep in his own home then Konkoi makes himself invisible and goes to his victim and removes the victims stomach through his anus. He then stuffed it with a plug of leaves and grass. It is a slow and terrible death as Konkoi wants it to be so that it will be a warning to all those who would break the laws of Konkoi the Ghost So remember that Konkoi the Ghost is there in the forest where you like to play. Remember he is watching and listening and does not like naughty boys. So be good little boys and respect your elders. Treat the forest and the creatures in the forest with respect and Konkoi will be your friend. 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