Sabaidee thook khon, Next to Ai Kongkeo Saycocie "Along the Shores of Mekong River", here is another about Laos. ************************************************************************************************************** After years of seclusion and stagnation, the pace of change in Laos has speeded all the way up to a crawl, but fears of foreign influence continue to slow the flow of investment and development in this breathtakingly beautiful backwater. Laos is used to the lack of recognition. Since the end of the 19th century, the former French possession has been obscured by its powerful neighbors. During the American war in Indochina, Laos lingered in the conflict's shadow. Even now, the nation waits for the world's attention to swing its way. Vietnam was flavor of the month in the late 1980s, Cambodia's turn came in the early 1990s. Laos seems next in line for the spotlight and is expected to follow a similar path of development. But will it? The question remain unanswered! The Lao People's Democratic Republic actually started down the road to economic reform way back in 1986, before Vietnam. However, the pace of change has been slow under the PDR's perestroika program, known as ?Chintanakan Mai?, or "New Thinking." In the most laid-back nation in Southeast Asia, the only operating speeds seem to be slow and slower still -- which is why foreign investors like to joke that the PDR really stands for "Please Don't Rush." Others say the seeming inactivity is no illusion. "Laos is exactly like it was 20 years ago and it's exactly like it will be 20 years from now. Time passes and Laos stay exactly the same," says a senior reporter who has worked in Laos, on and off, since the early 1970s. "When I got here, Laos was the genuine backwater kingdom," says the journalist, drawing cynically on his cigarette. "Now it's just a backwater." Despite such skepticism and a national psyche ingrained with suspicion of the outside world, Laos is changing, though not as fast as some will have us believe. "Laos Opens Up to the World," "Bridge Spans Generations for Laos," and "Laos Links Up with its Future," go back to read some of the headlines when in 1994 the Australians completed the first bridge to cross the Mekong river linking Laos to Thailand. Nearly five years later, the bridge only reiterates Laotian resolve to resist change. Traffic flows are hampered by Vientiane's inability to agree with Bangkok about anything regarding the bridge, even which side of the road traffic should take: Laos favors the right, while Thailand uses the left. People generally cross via a series of buses. Add checkpoints, and it takes longer to travel by highway than the old ferry the bridge was supposed to replace. Most ridiculous of all, the bridge closes each day before dark. The contrast is obvious to anyone crossing the Friendship Bridge. The very pace of life seems to brake at the border. Gone are the loud buses and tuk tuk on the Thai side. Only a few tattered billboards welcome visitors to Laos. Many had bet that the bridge would boost traffic, like oil company Caltex, which opened Laos's first service station nearby 5 year ago. The shelves of the adjacent Star Mart are stocked with goodies from Thailand, but customers are still scarce and the highway is very, very quiet. Up and down the road, it's the same story. Behind rusted barbed wire, the crumbling brick chimneys of old factories with names like Laos Machinery Repair Plant and First Knitwear Factory attest to decades of decay. The run-down look extends to Vientiane. Like other communist capitals, it is sprinkled with massive concrete monuments to bad taste, from the ugly National Assembly, north of Vientiane, to the huge state hotels with tacky lobbies, repulsive furniture and seedy carpets. The old Revolutionary Museum in Vientiane has closed, though, since few Laotians seem interested in its tattered communist propaganda. These days Laos is looking beyond Lenin to more celebrated periods from its past. Around the country, temples are being restored in a revival of the Buddhist faith that was suppressed by the communist party. The country is also recapturing some of its colonial grandeur. Scratch away the colorless communist coating of Vientiane, and an alluring elegance is underneath. Foreign money has been slow to flow into Laos, which has seen barely a trickle of the investment received by Vietnam. And that in spite of investment laws considered to be the most liberal in the region. Laos has more successfully shown its commitment to reform by backing the return of property to people who fled in the 1970s. This treatment has helped persuade thousands more to visit; the returnees are one of Laos's greatest resources. There already has been some movement, mainly in the cities. Vientiane, which had few vehicles even a year ago, now experiences actual traffic jams, but on a scale that Bangkok would celebrate. Western rock plays in Vientiane bars for the first time in decades, and discos can be found even in moderate-size towns. The motorbikes and music are beyond the means of most in Laos, where the average monthly wage is about $25. Still, there is a sufficient flow of cash to sustain a score of trendy new restaurants in Vientiane, along with a bakery that opened last year in the center of the capital, selling croissants and cappuccino by the European-style Nam Phu fountain. The city's elite gather around the fountain nightly, drinking beer and munching French fries. "You really have to beware of the instant experts," a European trade official warns, sipping a gin and tonic near the fountain one night. "These people come to Laos and within two months have it all figured out. They only know their sector, their particular area of business. The real problem here, is nobody has the big picture." The cash-strapped nation is already overwhelmed by pressing needs in every sector. Roads are appalling, and phone service is scant. Only major cities have more than a few hours of electricity per day, and most towns lack modern water and sewage services. Laos is one of the world's only nations without a rail system. Some said, Thailand already claims most of the Laotian logging contracts and Thai traders provide much of Laos's processed food and consumer products. What's more, Laotian children are bedazzled by Thai pop culture. "Laos is being overwhelmed by Thailand," says a Vientiane resident. "Already, a lot of young people speak better Thai than Lao. The Lao language is disappearing. It's being bombarded by 24 hours of Thai TV every day. People read Thai books and magazines. It's like Thailand is taking over." The next day, I rise before dawn and dash to the Friendship Bridge. Canberra took a lot of flack for spending $30 million on a bridge that has seen scant use. But just as Monk the smuggler foretold, it's busy when the bridge opens in the morning. Later in the day, I couples friend visited Australian ambassador Roland Rich. Here's a gentleman who always greets fellow citizens & reporter personally, and never fails to address the toughest questions, such as how it feels to have built the world's most expensive bridge for smugglers. "Well, we've built that bridge and heard all the complaints," he says. "But at the end of the day, that bridge has become a symbol. It does nothing but elicit positive vibes." Then Rich offers a rare view among the do-gooders in Laos. "That's their bridge now. It was a gift to Laos and Thailand, and it's up to them to decide how to use it. We've had our pat on the back and we're done." That night, I watch a spectacular sunset over the Mekong river from a deck chair by the pool at the plush Australian Club. I'm sipping a gin and tonic when a UNDP specialist appears at the table, out of breath. "The most remarkable thing has happened," he says. "We've finally come up with a definition for poverty." Using a formula balancing purchasing power with the price of goods, the UNDP has determined that 46% of Laotians are poor. "This is really quite revolutionary," he says with grave excitement. "It changes everything." Laotians will undoubtedly be relieved, I think, but hold my tongue. Instead, my mind wanders and it's the 1970s all over again in Laos. Around the pool, French chatter smugly on lounge chairs, and Americans flit past furtively on their secret missions. Outside the fence, the people are still poor, whatever the percentage, and somebody is talking about a revolution. Little has changed here in centuries, despite a steady procession of determined fix-it experts from China, Thailand, Vietnam, France, Russia and America. Us, Laotians like to say "baw pen nyang," meaning, It doesn't matter. Sitting among the newest batch of experts, I concentrate on the sun that melts into the Mekong, turning the sky a fiery red. For a few moments at least, I feel as if there is nothing in Laos that needs fixing. Good weekend, Amp